When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If people from Poland are called Poles, 
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind,
 why is lingerie so popular?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, 
does he become disoriented?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny 
little spoons and forks so I wondered what 
do Chinese mothers use Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, 
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning
 would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
 The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations
 A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little 
bottles of Evian water know that selling 
it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?